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Wallet Roast

Paste a Solana wallet. Three cats tell you what they really think.

Read-only: the cats look at an address's public balances, its token accounts, its recent swaps and the last 1,000 transactions that touch it (other people's transfers to it count too), and nothing is stored. Prices are today's estimates, and the trading numbers are rough: they cover recent swaps only. The lines come from those numbers alone: Claude writes them when it's awake, and never sees the address. A joke, not financial advice.